If Regular Brands Offered a RWD Sedan

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 10/26/2016 at 10:47 • Filed to: Names

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If every mainstream brand decided to make a midsize RWD sedan to go against the Dodge Charger then these would be the names I would give them:

Toyota ElRey

Honda Rafaga/Spirior

Nissan Redbird/Skyler

Subaru Justice/Lusari

Mazda Cosmo

Mitsubishi Starion

Kia Chaconne/Madrigal

Chevrolet Commodore/Chevelle

Ford Falcon/Fenix

Go ahead and name some cars!

S65 > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 10:49

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Dacia Tiger Mafia

Wobbles the Mind > S65 10/26/2016 at 10:51

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That reminds of Steven Universe when he was Tiger Millionaire.

Matt Nichelson > S65 10/26/2016 at 10:52

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Base it off the Sandero. James May would flip.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 10:55

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For the COmmodore replacement:

Holden WFTNOSTAHP

S65 > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 10:57

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Chrysler Pensioner

Mitsubishi Yobbo

Nissan Hoon

Toyota Bland

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 10:58

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If I ever became a wrestler, I’d absolutely be Tiger Millionaire.

TheHondaBro > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 10:58

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The Charger is a full size sedan. Pretty much every manufacturer has one of those already, so just make them all RWD?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 11:02

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For some reason I just pictured “Regular Brands” as being a car company administrated by Mr. Regular. Lulz were had.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 11:05

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Honda Ascot for the luxed-up version of the Rafaga.

Wheelerguy > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 11:07

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A Chevelle would be the American M6, not M5.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 11:12

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Toyotas would be called the IS

Datsun’s would be the Q50 or Q70

Chevys would be called the SS

Hyundai would call theirs Genesis or Equus

Wobbles the Mind > Wheelerguy 10/26/2016 at 11:13

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That’s fine too.

Wobbles the Mind > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 10/26/2016 at 11:15

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All of those are terrible names that would never catch on!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 11:17

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Subaru XT-SVXBRZ 3.6R Legacy Cross Outback Brighton Edition.

Wheelerguy > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 11:19

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Yes and no. If we ever get a fastback sedan that’s a Commodore, call it a goddamn Corvair.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Wheelerguy 10/26/2016 at 11:35

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If only...

Wobbles the Mind > Wheelerguy 10/26/2016 at 11:52

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Wouldn’t they need to put the engine in the trunk? Maybe we’ll call it the Chevrolet Corsair.

Wheelerguy > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 11:57

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Actually. You have a point.

not for canada - australian in disguise > S65 10/26/2016 at 16:43

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Competitor to the Nissan Everyone in Uganda Knows Kung Fu

S65 > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/26/2016 at 16:47

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Mmmm this is serious.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 16:54

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Chevrolet Lumina

Nissan Leopard

Ford Fairlane

Mazda 929

Kia Capital

Mitsubishi Magna

Buick Park Avenue

Toyota Chaser

Honda Sterling

Hyundai Stellar

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 19:25

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Mazda Cosmo

Yes.